and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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