what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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