You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.