I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol