tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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