..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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