You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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