What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.