When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
