did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
True college students do jello shots in the library
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