I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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