Betty ford says i'm here all night
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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