Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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