Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
