Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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