He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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