Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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