we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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