Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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