the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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