But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life