now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems