Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...