No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.