We won't sleep together?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"