So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again