Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.