So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!