Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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