plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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