He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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