Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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