i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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