first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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