bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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