what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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