Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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