i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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