She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
jump out the window naked night went bad