If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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