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goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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