i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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