She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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