hotel room ftw
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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