Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
