Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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