omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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