just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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