Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I got chris browned last night
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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