one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
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I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?