I want to make a zoo with you.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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