Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.