google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.