He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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