kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.