Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.