Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.