so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't think brook has ever known best
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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